If there’s one “celebrity” that makes us really want to poke our eyeballs out with mint-flavored toothpicks, it’s Tila Tequila. We can accept when people achieve fame for nothing, if that nothing is at least somewhat intriguing, innovative, and manages to hold our attention. But all Tila has done is flash her boobs, manipulate her bisexuality and people for press, and pound away at her keyboard in a relentless quest for online attention at any cost.
We normally find it easy to ignore her, but when she so clearly exaggerated her relationship with Casey Johnson and used the heiress’ death as a pedestal from which to wave frantically at the paparazzi cameras, we began to feel violently ill. And now she’s milking this alleged pregnancy for all that it’s worth, squeezing as much press out of the kid before she even lays eyes on it. Most recently she’s been tweeting up a storm about who the alleged father is, posting over 40 – YES, f*cking 40 - messages that insinuate the baby daddy is The Game, while at the same time, “refusing” to reveal the guy’s identity. You too can read her Twitter feed if you’re interested in spending the morning projectile vomiting.
We hope – for the sake of some poor kid’s life – that this pregnancy is BS. Being the child of a narcissist is a curse within itself, but an untalented narcissist? That’s too much for any one person to bear…right, Lindsay Lohan? [Photo: GettyImages]