Samantha Ronson has possibly become infected with a new disease known as the Lindsay Lohan Drama Virus. This contagious illness is spread by spending numerous hours in the dysfunctional D-Lister’s presence, and symptoms include swearing, screaming, stomping feet, tantrums and the uncontrollable urge to shout “Don’t you know who I am?!”
Sam began exhibiting behavior aligned with LLDV (for which there is currently no cure) when she crashed the DJ booth at H.Wood on Wednesday night. The drama went down after she and Lindsay allegedly got into it during her set earlier in the night at Crown Bar, where Lindsay was spotted chugging vodka and grinding with girls to make her ex jealous. When Sam got fed up and sneered, “Why don’t you just have another drink…You’re a disgrace,” LiLo retaliated by throwing a drink in her face.
Fast forward to later in the night: Sam showed up at H. Wood unannounced and supposedly kicked their house DJ out of the booth to play a mix tape. When the club’s manager insisted she get out, her LLDV kicked in, and Sam began dropping the drama, yelling at the manager and causing a scene. Sources even said she “was barely coherent and she was stumbling when she walked.”
Time to lock up your celebrity daughters, America! Lindsay Lohan Drama Virus is real – and it’s spreading. [Photo: GettyImages]