John Mayer‘s Playboy interview – in which he dropped the n-word a bunch and went TMI overboard about sex with Jessica Simpson – has come back to bite him in the ass in a major way. We read the entire thing in bed this morning, and while it puts some of his charming quotes in context, they don’t make him any more likable. In fact, they only serve to highlight his extreme narcissism and egomania in a brighter, more blinding light. After plowing through his painful attempt to be witty, we were left with but one lasting thought: man, John Mayer is an insecure dick.
The good news: he has possibly realized he’s a dick, too! John apologized for the interview at his concert last night, and appeared to get choked up while addressing his “quest to be clever.” He also, in true Mayer form, rambled on Twitter about his mistakes. Still, his regret is too little, too late, and probably only stems out of every celebrity’s deep-rooted desire to be liked, by everyone. And we’re guessing there are a few people out there today – including his exes – who don’t. Maybe now would be a good time for John to think before he speaks, and then maybe not speak at all? After all, it would give him more time to masturbate – his purported favorite activity.
Check out John with his various former flames and f*ck buddies in our gallery below.