If Hailey Glassman‘s mismatched lingerie on the cover of next week’s Steppin’ Out Magazine didn’t already have you aching for the weekend, her anxiously unawaited quotes on ex-boyfriend Jon Gosselin‘s genitalia should be just the thing to add a FFS to your TGIF. “”He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy,” she says. “I’m serious. This is true…3 inches.” Anything else to add on the subject, Hailey?
- “Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny.”
- “I would laugh about it with my mom.”
- “He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there.’”
- “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time.”
Let’s try to put this into context: Jon Gosselin is divorced, broke, legally unable to seek work on TV and in trouble for allegedly framing his ex-girlfriend for robbery. Now that ex-girlfriend, who also calls him a “textbook sociopath,” won’t shut up about his remarkably tiny penis. But at least he’s not stuck in a giant house with that harpy Kate anymore, right? Right? Woof…it’s a miracle he hasn’t broken his legs out there in Utah yet. [via Us]
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