Kevin Eubanks Leaving Tonight Show To Pursue Solo Chords After Jokes Career


Breaking News in the world of future Rock N’ Roll Hall Of Famers:

Jay Leno’s longtime bandleader and sidekick, Kevin Eubanks, is leaving The Tonight Show, Extra confirms.

Kevin “wanted a change” and decided to leave the show to pursue other opportunities, a source told Extra.

Good luck finding another neutered musician desperate to play a couple chords after predictable plastic-wrapped safety jokes! Waaaait a minute… that sentence sounds like a setup for…

Darius Rucker, Hootie and the Blowfish front man-turned-country star, is a rumored replacement.

Really. Hootie. Hm.

What would it be like if Darius Rucker was on The Tonight Show? it might go uhhhhlllllittlesomething, like this:

Jay: Here’s an interesting story. A man in City attempted to do this thing by unusual way of doing the thing. You hear about this Darius? Thing and verb. Yeah. I hope his wife doesn’t end up lame kinda-near almost sexual pun joke!

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