MOST INSPIRED IMPRESSION OF RYAN SEACREST AND RANDY JACKSON
DEPTHS TO WHICH DOGS WILL GO TO QUALIFY FOR WESTMINSTER
MOST LIKELY TO COPY YOUR ANSWER ON “FINAL JEOPARDY”
IN RUSSIA, WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUBS YOU
DEPTHS TO WHICH DOGS WILL GO TO QUALIFY FOR WESTMINSTER
MOST LIKELY TO COPY YOUR ANSWER ON “FINAL JEOPARDY”
IN RUSSIA, WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUBS YOU
HEY MRS. MARS PANTS, DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? OH, IT’S 2 DOG BALLS TO PALAZZO O’CLOCK? THANKS.”
DOG MOST PRE-OCCUPIED WITH THE WAR IN DARFUR
MOST SUPPORTIVE PAW PEDESTALS
MOST ENTERTAINING PREVIEW FOR THE SPUDS MCKENZIE EPISODE OF “INTERVENTION”
IT’S EITHER THE FIRST TIME PETA HAS EVER SUPPORTED ANYTHING, OR THE MILLIONTH TIME THEIR MESSAGE HAS BEEN CONVOLUTED BY INSANITY
FACE MOST LIKELY TO CONTAIN THOSE KEYS YOU LOST 7 YEARS AGO
OH LOOK! OUR FAVORITE MATCH.COM AD! (WORTH A REPEAT)
WE CALL HIM “THROW AWAY ALL YOUR SWIFFERS! WE OWN ONE OF THESE NOW.”
BEST REPRESENTATION OF WHAT WE THINK HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO HIS “DRAG RACE” TAPING
HAS DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH RON JEREMY
NOT SURE IF WE’RE LOOKING INTO THIS DOG’S EYE OR ASSH*LE
ANIME-BE IT’S ANIME-BELLINE
SWEETEST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
BEST MILLION DOLLAR BABY SEQUEL (AKA SADIE, THE WINNER OF THE 134th ANNUAL WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB)
“A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE, FRODO BAGGINS. NOR IS HE EARLY. HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO.” — GANDAWG THE GREY
MEMOREXIC
MOST LIKELY TO WISH HE HAD NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE “SE7EN”
SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS VALLEY HIGHIEST
FINALLY, AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION “WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT AN EWOK IN A WASHING MACHINE.”
MOST LIKELY TO BE BASED ON A NOVEL BY SAPPHIRE
“BUY! SELL! SELL! SELL!!”
CLONELIEST
G’NIGHT, FOLKS
DOG MOST PRE-OCCUPIED WITH THE WAR IN DARFUR
MOST SUPPORTIVE PAW PEDESTALS
MOST ENTERTAINING PREVIEW FOR THE SPUDS MCKENZIE EPISODE OF “INTERVENTION”
IT’S EITHER THE FIRST TIME PETA HAS EVER SUPPORTED ANYTHING, OR THE MILLIONTH TIME THEIR MESSAGE HAS BEEN CONVOLUTED BY INSANITY
FACE MOST LIKELY TO CONTAIN THOSE KEYS YOU LOST 7 YEARS AGO
OH LOOK! OUR FAVORITE MATCH.COM AD! (WORTH A REPEAT)
WE CALL HIM “THROW AWAY ALL YOUR SWIFFERS! WE OWN ONE OF THESE NOW.”
BEST REPRESENTATION OF WHAT WE THINK HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO HIS “DRAG RACE” TAPING
HAS DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH RON JEREMY
NOT SURE IF WE’RE LOOKING INTO THIS DOG’S EYE OR ASSH*LE
ANIME-BE IT’S ANIME-BELLINE
SWEETEST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
BEST MILLION DOLLAR BABY SEQUEL (AKA SADIE, THE WINNER OF THE 134th ANNUAL WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB)
“A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE, FRODO BAGGINS. NOR IS HE EARLY. HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO.” — GANDAWG THE GREY
MEMOREXIC
MOST LIKELY TO WISH HE HAD NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE “SE7EN”
SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS VALLEY HIGHIEST
FINALLY, AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION “WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT AN EWOK IN A WASHING MACHINE.”
MOST LIKELY TO BE BASED ON A NOVEL BY SAPPHIRE
“BUY! SELL! SELL! SELL!!”
CLONELIEST
G’NIGHT, FOLKS
SEE ALSO: FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2009 Westminster Dog Show
