FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Westminster Dog Show 2010

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MOST INSPIRED IMPRESSION OF RYAN SEACREST AND RANDY JACKSON






DEPTHS TO WHICH DOGS WILL GO TO QUALIFY FOR WESTMINSTER






MOST LIKELY TO COPY YOUR ANSWER ON “FINAL JEOPARDY”






IN RUSSIA, WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUBS YOU






HEY MRS. MARS PANTS, DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? OH, IT’S 2 DOG BALLS TO PALAZZO O’CLOCK? THANKS.”






DOG MOST PRE-OCCUPIED WITH THE WAR IN DARFUR






MOST SUPPORTIVE PAW PEDESTALS






MOST ENTERTAINING PREVIEW FOR THE SPUDS MCKENZIE EPISODE OF “INTERVENTION”






IT’S EITHER THE FIRST TIME PETA HAS EVER SUPPORTED ANYTHING, OR THE MILLIONTH TIME THEIR MESSAGE HAS BEEN CONVOLUTED BY INSANITY










FACE MOST LIKELY TO CONTAIN THOSE KEYS YOU LOST 7 YEARS AGO






OH LOOK! OUR FAVORITE MATCH.COM AD! (WORTH A REPEAT)






WE CALL HIM “THROW AWAY ALL YOUR SWIFFERS! WE OWN ONE OF THESE NOW.”






BEST REPRESENTATION OF WHAT WE THINK HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE






LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO HIS “DRAG RACE” TAPING






HAS DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH RON JEREMY






NOT SURE IF WE’RE LOOKING INTO THIS DOG’S EYE OR ASSH*LE






ANIME-BE IT’S ANIME-BELLINE






SWEETEST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL






BEST MILLION DOLLAR BABY SEQUEL (AKA SADIE, THE WINNER OF THE 134th ANNUAL WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB)






“A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE, FRODO BAGGINS. NOR IS HE EARLY. HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO.” — GANDAWG THE GREY






MEMOREXIC






MOST LIKELY TO WISH HE HAD NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE “SE7EN”






SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS VALLEY HIGHIEST






FINALLY, AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION “WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT AN EWOK IN A WASHING MACHINE.”






MOST LIKELY TO BE BASED ON A NOVEL BY SAPPHIRE






“BUY! SELL! SELL! SELL!!”






CLONELIEST






G’NIGHT, FOLKS


SEE ALSO: FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2009 Westminster Dog Show

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