Take seven Lee Greenwood albums, bake them into an apple pie,then organize a baseball game of soldiers in Uncle Sam costumes with it and you might be on the path to approximating something resembling the America-rallying power of Stephen Colbert’s “Defeat The World” Olympic Poster:
We’ll overlook the fact that twelve fantasy books I wrote when I was younger featured me on the cover riding an eagle. It was the King Of Eagle Mountain fantasy series. I was the king. My Prince was a Monkey Knight who loved Nintendo. Still not sure if a lawsuit’s necessary here.