Just a month after apologizing for airing daughter Lindsay Lohan‘s private phone messages, Michael Lohan is once again planning a major embarrassment. Seems LiLo’s has a progress report due today in her DUI case, and while she doesn’t have to attend, dad hopes to tell the judge (and Lindsay’s lawyer, presumably while cameras roll) what he’d force her to do. “My daughter needs rehab for at least 3 months,” he tells Radar. “Come on… let’s face it, there are pictures of her out there…of her drinking and taking pills in public. If you’re on probation, is that what the system approves of?” Hey, Mike, a recidivist like yourself might not want to point out the weaknesses of the probation system. God forbid they actually listen to you.
Michael, who hopes to make a reality show out of a cross-country trip to LA with girlfriend and Gosselin ex Kate Major (good luck with that), eventually turned to statements to Lindsay—God forbid she’s listening. “It really pisses me off that when you have trouble or when you’re in St. Barth’s and you have nowhere to turn to and you tell me everything is going awry and your sister is missing…I’m up 6 hours in the night trying to hire a jet to pick you up and take you home…and then you flip the script on me.” But this isn’t about Michael wanting everyone to know the hell his estranged children put him through. “This is about you getting well, you getting healthy, me loving you and wanting you to do the right thing.” Or maybe it’s about Michael Lohan feeling insanely jealous of Jamie Spears these days.
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