It’s been half a decade since Tyra Banks fired Janice Dickinson from America’s Next Top Model, but the wound is still fresh for “The World’s First Supermodel.” “I was on that show for five seasons, I made that show a hit!” she told UK TV host Alan Carr on his show Chatty Man last week. “Can you imagine for five seasons sitting next to Miss Tyra Banks and listening to her go off…you could land a helicopter on her forehead.” Did Janice she say more? Oh yeah, she said more. “She’s a big woman…I used to think she was a man…I was always looking, thinking ‘something isn’t right here.’” Usually she just does that when the walls start melting and magic elves pop out of her gin bottle.
Banks, who has yet to comment, really has two choices. She can continue to ignore the ramblings of a profane, apparently well medicated reality show attention-whore who whips paparazzi with her scarf and thinks you can take home your hotel furniture. Or she can take to her talk show and scream to the audience that Janice and anyone else who doubts her gender and step up and kiss her fat vagina. Obviously, we vote for the latter.
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