Courtney Love Leads The NME Awards Freak Parade


Courtney Love

Suggesting rock may well be dead, the red carpet at last night’s NME Awards was filled with zombified corpses, trudging past the cameras in the clothes they were buried in.  While comedian Noel Fielding put the most effort into his ghoulish appearance (we always wondered what the vampire son of Keith Moon and Groucho Marx would look like), the award for Zombie Prom queen still has to go to Courtney Love, whose Twitter is putting Tila Tequila‘s to shame thanks to incoherent missives to fellow NME attendees Ke$ha, Lily Allen and Slash, alleged friend Katy Perry (run, girl!), and a long rumination about “hatef—ing” John Mayer. Hope you like your sexting sloppy!

do you ever feel like spite hate f—ing @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed !/but like say your f—ing @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times/ oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not for me/ hate f—ing is an art like “the pit” meaning you rape each other and then beat the s— our of each other so u can feel s—/ gentle “lovemaking” isnt really great for a grat tuetonic queen who likes to dominate and everyonece in a blue moon allows some dominance

Mayer has so far shown impressive restraint, only sharing classy black-and-white photos and brief variations on “great show, (town I just played!)” with his online followers. But you ignoring this must be a struggle.

See what Ke$ha, Allen, Agyness Deyn and others wore to the NME’s zombie jamboree in the gallery below.

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