A month after tabs claimed Jesus Luz dumped Madonna, the Material Mom has reportedly snagged her boytoy a record deal. According to The Sun, Warner Bros.—Madge’s old label—will release the studmuffin’s debut single, “We Came From Light,” early this summer (can’t waaait!). Ironically, the deal may meaning hearing a lot more Madonna; in exchange for humoring the model/DJ, WB will get to put some of her old hits in heavy-saturation ad campaigns. “Getting him on the books wasn’t completely plain-sailing,” says their source. “There was a little give and take between her and execs, but a compromise was eventually settled upon.”
If “We Came From Light” winds up the next “Popozao” (WB’s deal reportedly gives them the option to release a full album, but no commitment), expect some sniffles—according to Page Six, Luz burst into tears when a partygoer at Rio’s Carnival last week dumped a beer on his head, screaming “Get out of here, I don’t wanna see your face here anymore!” Don’t listen to him, Jesus. Watching you caper on the beach, as you did yesterday in Rio, is no hassle at all.
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