Dear Cam Gigandet, star of Twilight and other less popular things,
We’re not crazy, weirdo stalkers, but if we were, we’d totally kidnap that butterball daughter of yours and pinch those cream puff cheeks and make a precious web video with her that mimics that of the “surprised kitty.”
We’re just sayin’…she’s cute.
PS: You’re cute too.
[Photo: Splash News Online]