Oh, Mickey, you’re so fine. You’re so fine, you blow our minds. When asked about the hubbub around UK pop singer Cheryl Cole and her cheating soccer star husband Ashley by an English reporter (who else would care?), Mickey Rourke slipped into Wrestler mode, suggesting he could whip up more drama with his little finger. “Forget Ashley Cole, his behaviour has nothing on a film star. WAGs [Wives and Girlfriends] get an easy time—they should try living with Hollywood hellraisers. I once spent a weekend in the UK and had 14 women in one night. If you WAGs knew what Hollywood’s stars get up to you’d think you were married to pussycats.”
While it’d be easy to marvel at Rourke’s Olympian sexual appetite, we’re a little more impressed that the Sin City star uses phrases like “Hollywood hellraisers” and “pussycats” in conversation (“WAGs” is a British thing we only wish he made up). Besides, with his engagement to Russian model Anastassija Makarenko (and his newfound fondness for topknots), we don’t see him bouncing more than a baker’s dozen of British babes on his bed again anytime soon.
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