Oh, Miley Cyrus, will you ever learn? Always saying things that make you seem out of touch and as wise as, well, a seventeen-year-old. Whether it’s your admission that you’ve never actually heard a Jay-Z song despite singing about how that’s yo’ jam, or calling Twilight “a cult” that’s beneath you, you manage to come off like, um, you actually don’t know what other teens (or people in general) are into.
In this month’s issue of Teen Vogue, Miley’s at it again, this time going on and on about how she and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth are above and beyond the rest of us, with our shallow, stupid relationships that are just so, like, obvious, you know? Miley explains their connection, saying “I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.” You can almost feel her spitting the words “normal people” and “what they think” out like poison. Hey, Miley! We’re normal people and we think we’re pretty deep. We have the angst-filled poetry journals to prove it, so get over yourself. Also, we’re of the mindset that anyone who publicly pole dances is in no place to judge others.
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