Amanda Seyfried is long past being the dumbest Mean Girl, but she’s still got a knack for priceless quotes. The Dear John star explained to Esquire how she gets psyched for racy photo shoots like the one in their upcoming “Women We Love” issue.
I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.
…with eyes the size of dinner plates and his tongue lolling out of his mouth. The article also features Seyfried popping Lexapro with birth control in front of the interviewer and noting “I would always tell somebody if they had s— on their face…Especially if it’s really feces.” You know what? We love her too.