Who Are Hollywood’s Oddest Couples?

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: When this couple first started dating back in 2003, most people in America braced themselves for a collective camera crew to burst forth from behind the bushes… because, as a nation, we felt Punk’d. Ashton was 25 and Demi was 40, making her our national cougar mascot. But 7 years later, we realize this pairing was more than just a fling — they’re now officially husband and wife, and by all accounts, still very much in love. Which just goes to show: When you’re 47, but look 30, guys in their 30s will love having sex with you.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Ah, true love. This marriage is one built on passion, trust, mutual respect, and, if rumors are to be believed, a marriage contract. But seriously, of all the girls in Hollywood, Katie Holmes seemed like the unlikeliest bride for mega-famous movie star Tom Cruise. But whatever keeps these two together, we should all take a moment to thank God they got together, for they have given us one of our few reasons to live… Suri Cruise.

Catherine Zeta-Jones & Michael Douglas: Your classic May/December romance. Only in this case, we’re talking about May of 1995 and December of 1921. While many have trouble figuring out what classic beauty Catherine finds attractive about Michael Douglas, the answer seems fair obvious… the guy has a 49 foot long penis. Watch him strut around in Wall Street, and you’ll understand.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: We just… we have no idea.

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman: She, a multi-billion dollar, Grammy winning pop superstar. He, the guy you probably went to middle school with. No, really, we know someone who went to middle school with him. I mean, look at them.

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