Eva Longoria Celebrates Insignificant B-Day With Extravagant Shindig

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We all know how Eva Longoria rolls – remember that ridiculously opulent Paris wedding? She’s a C List TV actress on a show no one’s cared about for years, but in her eyes she’s some sort of Meryl Streep-Queen Elizabeth-King Kong hybrid – a phenomenal and regal actress who takes over cities, regardless of the cost.

Of course, this means she’s celebrating her 35th birthday – a birthday no one really gives a crap about – by gathering a bevy of her BFFS, including Kim Kardashian and Robin Antin, in Miami, where they’ve been busy lunching at the W Hotel. But the real celebration is set to take place on a giant yacht, because nothing says “I’m approaching middle age and I’m terrified” like a boat whose size is eclipsed only by the celebrant’s narcissism. Happy you day, Eva!

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