Michael Lohan Has Heart Attack And Notifies His Next Of Kin, a.k.a. The Paparazzi

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We’d be more sympathetic to the news that Michael Lohan had a heart attack yesterday if he didn’t immediately turn around and email the paparazzi photo website X17 to update them on his health.

After suffering what his girlfriend Kate Major called a minor heart attack and being taken to a hospital in Manhasset, NY, Lohan send an email to the site confirming the news. He wrote: “Going up for the angio in a few. Ugh. They do it through your inner thigh. YUCK!”

Yuck indeed. And we don’t just mean the surgery. It’s official, Michael Lohan is an even grosser human being than we thought. [Photo: Getty Images]