So, here’s a headline from today: “Boy George: Lady Gaga Asked Me To Sign Her Vagina.”
This is like a headline from The Onion if The Onion was the worst. Wow. Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against Lady Gaga or Boy George or gayness for that matter, but this is a lot to take in. It’s kind of like the way I love cheeseburgers but think the idea of a quadruple bacon cheeseburger seems excessive. There’s a gay icon asking a former gay pop star (former star, not former gay) to sign a part of the body that by definition has no appeal to to the second party whatsoever. I’ve never seen Lost. Is this what Lost is about? If so, I totally get why everybody thinks that show is so nuts.