Sandra Bullock‘s new arch nemesis, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, is a walking tattoo shop. (Check out Michelle Bombshell’s naked pics.) Jesse James‘ inked out mistress is featured in this video for the Miss Ink Pageant in which she takes us, the rapt viewer, through her various pieces of body art, including a f*cking forehead tattoo. This chick is not messing around, and neither is Sandra, who just moved out of the home she shares with Jesse. Sandra found out about the tryst from her publicist, allegedly, the morning the story broke.
Even more interesting, Michelle grew up Amish (yes, Amish) explaining that she “left the church at 16 and never looked back.” Her parents disowned her a while ago, which is a good thing as they’d probably be doing it now, after she ruined the life of Amish Country’s sweetheart, Sandy B. (View Jesse James’ text messages to Michelle Bombshell.)
Hilariously, VH1′s own Brandi M., Rock of Love contestant, makes an appearance at the beginning of the clip.
Check out our mega-gallery of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, including naked pics, below. NSFW, ya’ll.