Still hungry for more sexy time with Tiger Woods? Porn star/golf-mistress Joslyn James (aka Veronica Siwik-Daniels) has posted every text she allegedly received from the golf star on a new NSFW website, Sexting Josyln James. The one-sided missives range from banal (“what do you want to eat…no turkey unless it’s a club sandwich”) to profane (“next time i see you you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f— till mercy”) to romantic (“Great thing is we have a life time of this”). Despite her tearful, glamor-free press conference immediately following Tiger’s apology, the site also features nude photos of the star and hosts the texts on an oh-so-classy “iBone” graphic. “Veronica is looking forward to the next chapter in her exciting career,” says her site bio. “Fans are encouraged to keep checking back here for future plans and sometimes controversial announcements.”
See photos of James—and some highlights from her Tiger texts—after the jump.
Tiger makes a date, July ’09:
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be in room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you…Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.
The next day:
[4:18pm] Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)
[4:22pm] Hurry:)
[5:08pm] I’m glad you came out
Tiger flings woo from afar (followed by hardcore sexting you can seek out for yourself), August ’09:
I need that so bad…Now
…Me to. I would wear you out…I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore…In a week. I will try to wear you out…After i cum you better start sucking my c— to get it hard
Tiger gets inquisitive, September ’09:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you…Just morbid curiosity…Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you…Never done it. I think i would get stage freight [sic].
Tiger bares his soul, October ’09:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to talk about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a fish bowl.
Sadly, the romance ends only three days later thanks to a near-discovery:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything…I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened…Don’t F—ing talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F–.
[Photos: Getty Images/Splash News Online]
