Okay, we’re back on track. We found an actually good internet video that is perfect in the way that only internet videos can be perfect. It’s a video of a baby who hates Miley Cyrus and loves Bon Jovi. In other words, this our daughter. We gave her up because we were young and stupid, but she is in good hands and we can accept that even if we made a mistake, this is the life that is best for her now.
Thank you, buzzfeed, and thank you, baby.