Tiger Woods is sorry for all that sex he had with random women. At least that’s what the golfer said in televised interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel yesterday, in which he apologized once again for bedding a small village but also remained tight-lipped on the details of what went down between he and wife Elin Nordegren. Surely this is all part of a well-planned PR blitz before Tiger returns to golf at the Masters in April, and we commend Tiger for his Daytime Emmy-worthy performance. But don’t forget: this is still the dude who text messaged porn star Joslyn James about golden showers. Yeah, Tiger’s probably sorry, but he’s probably also still curious about urine-based foreplay.