Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are divorce-bound, reports TMZ. According to the site, Sandy is interviewing some high profile divorce lawyers, including Lance Spiegel, who has a dorky name but has repped superstars like Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson in their divorce cases. Jesse is also apparently reaching out to some attorneys, though he will not initiate the divorce, because that would make him only look like even more of an ass. We just hope Sandra moves quickly, as she’s quickly on her way to becoming the world’s next Jennifer Aniston: lovely, sweet, and best known for being scorned by a stupid husband.
Meanwhile, Michelle Bombshell McGee‘s ex-husband is capitalizing on his ex’s sluttin’ around, snagging his 15 minutes in this interview with The Insider. He claims Michelle targeted Jesse as a f*ck buddy and was determined to become the next Mrs. West Coast Choppers. Most interestingly, he says Michelle revealed that Sandy and Jesse were having problems and were going to roll out their divorce on some sort of time line schedule. Deets below.