Brad Pitt Is Even Sadder Than We Realized

by Anthony Miccio

Brad Pitt, Claudia Schiffer & Matthew Vaughn

“Honey, just give the man some money and maybe he’ll leave us alone…” We noticed how lonely Brad Pitt looked when the first photos rolled in from last night’s Kick-Ass premiere in London, but we weren’t prepared for what followed: a series of shots that seem to show film producer Pitt, one of the world’s biggest stars, shyly sidling up to Claudia Schiffer and director husband Matthew Vaughn—only to be ignored by the pregnant supermodel. Did she not recognize him with that nasty beard? Did she not care that a box office hero was trying to say hi? Pitt reportedly partied at her house after the movie, but you’d never guess he wasn’t just some greasy hippie getting in her hair from the sad spectacle in the gallery below. Shave it off, Brad! We bet she’d look at you, then.

[Photo: Splash News Online]