Not to rain on Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s “I’m a sexy, single love-a-holic!” parade—in full bloom at a series of promotional events in LA yesterday for her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid—but doesn’t her new haircut, slinky sequined dress and leg flashing remind you of Molly Shannon‘s imitation of dancer Ann Miller on those old Leg Up! SNL sketches with Cheri Oteri? Can’t you just hear her cooing “flattery will get you eeee-vrywhere!” as she sips on champagne and slaps the leg of some poor sap sweating through his suit? Not that “campy cougar” isn’t a likely destination for any actress who talks about bedazzling her” vajayjay” with George Lopez and writes “Guys hate to spoon—they prefer to fork, lol!” in a book. Own it, J-Lo-Hew!
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