Man, when Hollywood sham marriages fall these days, they fall hard. Another enterprising young woman has stepped forward to claim she enjoyed a sexual relationship with Jesse James of aptly-titled Jesse James Is A Dead Man fame during his allegedly ongoing marriage to Oscar winner Sandra Bullock. A stripper by the name of Melissa Smith tells Star Magazine she was first contacted by James on Myspace in September 2006. “After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla.” She soon visited him in California, kicking off two years of booty calls. Bet Michelle “Bombshell” McGee feels so cheap right now, thinking “Vanilla Gorilla” was her pet name! Poor Nazi-obsessed fetish model.
Between this latest skank skeleton from James’ closet, ex-wife Janine Lindemulder calling him “a chronic cheater,” the 2007 sex harassment settlement TMZ has uncovered (“I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ….” damn, that Vanilla Gorilla is smooth!) and gossip that he seeked out sex through internet ads for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” it’s hard to imagine how the Monster Garage macho man could have kept his scuzzy side from Bullock for all these years. Just how much of a “sham marriage” was this thing?
[Photos: Star/Splash News Online]
