With Kate Gosselin annoying millions on Dancing With The Stars, you might be wondering what her prodigal ex-husband Jon has been up to. We haven’t heard much since the deadbeat dad settled his suit with TLC, leaving him with mammoth legal fees, little to no career prospects, a potential criminal investigation and, according to his ex-girlfriends, a laughably small penis. All he had going for him was his 25-year-old girlfriend Morgan Christie, her rich parents, and (allegedly) the love of his eight children.
Hopefully that (alleged) familial bond will be enough for JoGo, as InTouch Weekly reports Christie kicked him out her Santa Barbara home last week. “It was five months of his pure laziness and her mounting frustration,” says the tab’s source of their relationship. “She couldn’t take it anymore. He was lying around all day long, not contributing to anything and not working. He doesn’t even have his own friends. He even mooched his social life off of her.” Hey, what about the gifting lounges at Sundance? Who got her in there? JoGo, that’s who! Maybe it’s time he swallow his pride and pull a Mrs. Doubtfire to win his family back. It’s not like he probably has any better ideas, and he might not even need a fat suit.
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