Miley Cyrus is an enigma to us at this point. She (and her deep, dark soul) are just so dissatisfied with pop culture, including country music and Twilight, and now she doesn’t even like poor, defenseless little Justin Bieber. Miley told MTV News that even though she and Bieber tend to appeal to the same crowd, she’s not really into him. Sayeth Miley “Bieber fever … I’m not necessarily a fan. I don’t listen to that kind of music.” It’s funny because, um, she makes that kind of music. So what is she into? Oddly enough, the same thing we were into at 17 – Nirvana. “I like Kurt Cobain,” she explained. “[He] is like my dream boyfriend.” Sorry, Liam Hemsworth, you don’t smell nearly enough like teen spirit for this grunge chick.
Couple things: a) We wonder if Courtney Love has anything to say about this (of course if she does Tweet about it, Miley will surely be too busy playing sports outside to notice) and b) Why doesn’t Miley try to befriend Frances Bean Cobain? They’re the same age and they both have famous musicians for parents. And who knows, maybe Frances’ dream guy is Billy Ray Cyrus. [Photos: Getty Images]