If you ever wanted to experience The Situation‘s (aka Mike Sorrentino) O face, well, today is your lucky day. Here is every woman’s nightmare, dripping in sweat and hair gel at the opening of Martorano’s Italian-American Kitchen at the Hard Rock Casino in California. The Jersey Shore star (how we loathe to call him that) was surely paid a pretty penny to pose with various slop style Italian dishes, and at one point mugged for the camera holding an eclair while showing off his abs. How do you say “sigh” in Italian?
More photos of a gross guy posing with gross food below.
[Photo: Splash News Online]