Poor Lindsay Lohan. Not only does the press sh*t all over her for everything she does, but now they’re writing her off as almost dead. Don’t crazy girls deserve a little understanding, too? Below are some some of the most recent nails in Lindsay’s proverbial coffin:
- Lindsay fell flat on her face after a night of partying.
- She left the house Saturday night with her feet covered in a white powdery substance that probably isn’t coke but is definitely weird as hell.
- TMZ is reporting that the cops who spend way too much time escorting her around Los Angeles almost called in a 5150 on the starlet, because she seems to barely be able to care for herself (see Lindsay’s powder-covered feet for an example of this).
- TMZ, celebrity death lovers that they are, also are alleging that the people closest to Linds are worried she’s gonna kick the bucket if she doesn’t get help.
- Newspapers are apparently getting Lindsay’s obituary ready. In unrelated news, newspapers are confused over what the word ‘class’ means.
- Lindsay attended Perez Hilton‘s birthday party and posed with the gross gossip on the red carpet. While this certainly doesn’t signal that she’s near-death, her sense of judgment certainly is.
But not everyone is rooting morbidly for Lindsay’s demise. Her ex Samantha Ronson tweeted “xo” at Lindsay early this morning, which at least means that there’s one semi-sane person out there still looking out for Lindsay.
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