So here’s something we can’t figure out. Why on earth would celebrities want to attend the birthday party of the most famous celebrity underminer of all time? Perez Hilton celebrated his 32nd birthday this past weekend and, while we fully expected that there would be waxed boys in hotpants (see above) in attendance, we never really thought about just how many actual stars would want to go.
We have two theories about this. One, that Perez actually has Hollywood by the balls to the point where these people feel like if they don’t act nice to him, he will work his Photoshopped penis magic on them daily and thus, they live in fear of him. The second is that these people actually thrive on what he does. Just look at the pics of Lindsay Lohan palling around with him. Does everyone in L.A. have such twisted views of what constitutes a healthy relationship that they don’t mind him? (Well, In Lindsay’s case, she has no frame of reference for healthy relationships, but still.) Mostly, we’re just wondering why on earth our favorite diva of all time, Liza Minelli, is there. Maybe she got vertigo and got all turned around on her way to Fred Segal. [Photos: Getty Images]