Lies! Lies and promos! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt say their love continues to burn brightly, despite plenty of circumstantial evidence otherwise. The new trailer for The Hills‘ last season follows plenty of mouth-watering Spencer meltdown footage with Heidi saying she never thought she’d be getting divorced a year after marrying. Meanwhile OK! Magazine says Mrs. Superficial moved out of their home after realizing that Pratt was, as Lauren Conrad has oft suggested, a “selfish jerk.” And if these two can’t stay together, what hope is there for the rest of us?
Thankfully, the couple have released staunch denials of this hubbub. “I’m not moving out,” Montag told People. “I love Spencer with all my heart.” Added Pratt, “I love my wife more now than I ever thought I could”—proof our hero cares most about the soul within her purchased skin. But what about that divorce talk? “I was being dramatic,” said Montag. “We’ve worked through things and will continue to work on our relationship so we’re the best couple we can be. We want to fall more in love with each other every day.”
And now that The Hills can stop editing what they say—and slightly justify their fame—Montag says she’ll “hang up all the drama like fighting and divorce talk with Spencer and become the mogul I am.” She’ll show you yet, Dr. Drew!