We know three things about Justin Bieber: he has the same hair as our middle school gym teacher, he sings like a woman, and girls from the ages of 8-14 want to tongue kiss him all night long. So really, we have no idea if this is his girlfriend or not, and our 5 minutes of internet research turned up no answers, just a crap-load of poorly constructed fan pages. But Splash News is referring to this lady as the Bieb’s girlfriend and we’re inclined to believe them, because god damn it, we want to believe in something!
Justin Bieber took the lady above, a crispy tan specimen who looks like Snooki‘s 28-year-old cousin Denise from Rhode Island, to the Black Eyed Peas concert in L.A. last night. Could this really be the lady who has stolen his heart? Or is she just his chaperone?
[Photo: Splash News Online]