America, aren’t you glad you voted off Shannen Doherty first? According to E! News, Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani will do an interpretive dance based on the last two years of Kate’s life next week on Dancing With The Stars, with Tony taking the role of downtrodden-dad-turned-mega-douche Jon Gosselin. “”It’s my story over the past two years,” said Kate. “We’re very, very excited.” “Lots of drama,” promised her partner.
Assuming this isn’t someone’s idea of an early April Fool’s Day prank, we must admit this should be an unusually fascinating bit of theater—unless Tony does too good a JoGo imitation and quits on her beforehand. Will Kate change her haircut mid-dance? Will Tony rip off a button-down shirt to reveal Ed Hardy-wear beneath? Will he dry hump every nearby woman he can? Will eight children be left to their own devices in Pennsylvania while their elders thrash around like idiots for the cameras? Ok, the last one is guaranteed, but the rest will remain a mystery until next week.
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