Everyone have their barf buckets ready? The following is by far the worst tale yet to emerge in the Jesse James sex scandal. Sandra Bullock‘s beloved (heh) husband allegedly had a foursome with good ol’ Michelle Bombshell McGee, tattoo artist Eric McDougall, and his receptionist Skittles. Let’s repeat that: Jesse James banged two women at the same time, named Bombshell and Skittles, with another dude. Oh Sandy, we hope you have an infinite amount of shoulders to cry on.
Eric, who owns Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, tells Life & Style that the group met at the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival in June 2009. While Sandra was off promoting The Proposal, Jesse, who Michelle introduced as her boyfriend, went to town nailing both ladies. Says Skittles, “Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex. I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute.”
Because this story can only get better, it’s also revealed that Jesse did not use a condom. [Cue vomit]
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