Apparently Kim Kardashian has a career where she does stuff to earn actual paper money (Monopoly money doesn’t count). What that career entails we aren’t sure, because the girl spends most of her time staging fake photo shoots at various pools around the greater Miami area. Seriously – who sits like this, ever? The last time we were poolside we covered ourselves in SPF 45 and hid under an Old Navy straw hat while we prayed no one noticed our bathing suit was from our high school days. Kim Kardashian makes us hate ourselves.
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