Nicolas Cage’s Hair Cut: Safe For Work, But Just Barely

by garfinkn

Technically, there is nothing inappropriate with looking at this picture of Nicolas Cage at work, but maybe try to make sure nobody sees you doing it.

Oh man, I really hope that hair do is Gone in 60 Seconds.  I have an adorable niece who doesn’t need to see this and I am going to be Guarding Tess all week to make sure she never finds out.   I bet the existence of this picture is already Raising Arizona‘s therapy prices.  Good god, he could walk into a Wayne Newton concert and make everyone start Leaving Las Vegas.  He is certainly Bringing Out the Dead person look.  This is the worst.  Uch, and Snake Eyes was a terrible movie.  What was he thinking?