Nicolas Cage’s Hair Cut: Safe For Work, But Just Barely

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Technically, there is nothing inappropriate with looking at this picture of Nicolas Cage at work, but maybe try to make sure nobody sees you doing it.

Oh man, I really hope that hair do is Gone in 60 Seconds.  I have an adorable niece who doesn’t need to see this and I am going to be Guarding Tess all week to make sure she never finds out.   I bet the existence of this picture is already Raising Arizona‘s therapy prices.  Good god, he could walk into a Wayne Newton concert and make everyone start Leaving Las Vegas.  He is certainly Bringing Out the Dead person look.  This is the worst.  Uch, and Snake Eyes was a terrible movie.  What was he thinking?