The Vanilla Gorilla Escapes Sex Rehab



Tattooed ladies beware: The Vanilla Gorilla is on the loose after ditching sex rehab. Jesse James apparently bailed on the Sierra Tuscon rehab center after Sandra Bullock refused to take his calls. Aww, poor wittle Jesse. Did somebody have a tantrum when he didn’t get his way?

Radar Online - aka the mecca for those interested in Jesse James Sex Fest 2010 – reports that Sandra has cut off communication from her man, who confessed to cheating on her with seven different women during their marriage – not Tiger numbers, but horrifying nonetheless. Sandy’s apparently getting divorce papers ready and luckily has a clause in her pre-nup which excuses her from paying Jesse a dime if he cheats on her.

Since Jesse was supposedly only doing the sex rehab thing to win Sandra back, we doubt he’ll ever step foot in the state of Arizona again. At least he has seven women whose arms he can cry in, right?

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