If you’re anything like me, you are right at this moment sitting in your boxers, microwaving your lunch, and watching the Tiger Woods press conference on mute. And let’s face it. You are a lot like me.
Because you are so much like me, you are also reluctantly visiting the TMZ website and noticing that not only are they live streaming the Tiger Woods press conference, but also LIVE STREAMING ONE OF TIGER WOODS MISTRESSES WATCHING THE PRESS CONFERENCE!
Wow, TMZ. You really nailed it. This is what technology was made for. Back when Galileo invented discovery, he knew one day we’d all watch a porn star watch a guy she slept with answer questions about golf. And finally. Here we are.