In news that’s not that surprising (but still worthy of a big fat OMG), George Clooney has split from his girlfriend of nine months, Elisabetta Canalis. Sources told Grazia magazine that Clooney grew tired of Canalis’ partying, while Canalis grew tired of George’s friendships with various other women, but they stayed together an extra few months for the sake of – wait for it – awards season. “Oscar, Emmy, and yes, you too Golden Globe, gather round. Mommy and Daddy have something very difficult to tell you…”
Canalis is just the latest in a l…o…n…g line of Clooney arm candy to be ditched like his old mullet. An abbreviated list of his past B-list relationships includes Kelly Preston, French waitress Celine Balitrain, Fear Factor contestant Sarah Larson, and Days of Our Lives actress Krista Allen. He was also briefly married to actress Talia Balsam (that’s Mona Sterling to you Mad Men fans). Clearly the Cloons has low-budget taste in the ladies (Krista Allen might be better known as soft-core loving Emanuelle), which makes us wonder who has dibs on the next short-lived affair – she’s totally a brunette, possibly foreign, and you’ve likely never heard of her.
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