While Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani didn’t deliver on that divorce-themed dance we got so excited for on Dancing With The Stars last night (could they not score the rights for him to wear Ed Hardy?), we were still blessed with a paso doble to Lady Gaga‘s “Paparazzi,” in which the stone-faced reality mom clung to a pap played by Dovolani—when she wasn’t throwing punches at him. The judges weren’t impressed, but we were still grateful to witness the sorry spectacle that is all things Gosselin become even sorrier. They promised a new low—and they delivered!
After the cathartic dance, Kate revealed to Radar she can finally imagine dating again, even if the chances are slim. “”I look at the paparazzi as just another piece of baggage, like why someone’s never gonna wanna date me. I mean, let’s think: the girl with eight kids, and she had this reality show…yeah, I’m pretty sure they’re gonna come running…Hey, if anybody’s out there brave enough or great enough, let’s bring ‘em on.” If the Enquirer can be believed, Kate’s first choice would be engaged Bachelor and fellow contestant Jake Pavelka. “Kate’s never looked better, so she feels she could snare a hot guy like Jake,” says their source.” She also believes all’s fair in love and war. Since Jake isn’t married yet, she thinks he’s fair game.” Hey, picking Vienna is one thing, but it’s not like the guy is addicted to poor choices…is he?