30 Rock Parent Company Kabletown Gets Its Own Website

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Kabletown, the 30 Rock-based cable giant and new parent company of Sheinhardt/Universal, has launched its own website: www.kabletown.com

Looks like Ajira Airways has some company in the fake-websites for companies mentioned in shows we watch department.

Kabletown’s mission statement:

At Kabletown, we respond rapidly to the speed of change. We have a team of well-trained technicians eager to assist our customers. For example, if your “box is being weird” or “the thing just keeps saying ‘boot’” or “the DVR won’t stop recording ‘Top Chef Masters’ even though I hate it,” we will be there. We know you have a choice when it comes to your cable provider. Let Kabletown bring entertainment to you, because you bring entertainment to Kabletown. Maybe this slogan doesn’t make a lot of sense, but consider that our slogan guy, Gary, was in the hospital when he came up with it.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d almost think they were making fun of a real-life corporate cable entity… Does Musselman’s have a cable service? It’s probably that. Take THAT, Musselman’s cablesauce!