In the world’s greatest web video that we did not see until today, Elizabeth Taylor, rollin’ down a red carpet in 2007, scoffs at a reporter who asks if she’ll ever marry again. And by ‘scoffs’ we mean that she coos like a rabid pigeon. “Married?” she wails. “Noooooooooooo.” She then announces “Now I’m going to howl,” and does just that. Oh, we can’t wait for Lindsay Lohan to reach retirement age.
Ol’ wacky bones was accompanied at the time by Jason Winters, to whom she is now reportedly engaged. If the rumor is true that would make Jason, who is Janet Jackson‘s manager, Elizabeth’s 8th husband and 9th marriage. Allow us to howl our congratulations to the couple:
“Bessssssttttttt wishhhhhes on your engageeeeeeeeeeement!”
