THIS IS TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR HOME OR ANYWHERE PLEASE JUST DO NOT EVEN WATCH IT

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The following video is terrible.  It is disgusting and offensive and disturbing.  But it is so overwhelmingly disturbing that it is, in fact, undeniably remarkable and history making.  First of all, the title of the video is “P***y Eating 101.”   And while there are no actual female parts involved in the video, (I don’t think there were any female parts even within 35 miles of where this was filmed) it is still somehow more pornographic than actual porn.  The whole thing is just a guy sitting in front of a camera and performing pantomime cunnilingus while My Heart Will Go On plays in the background.  Click on the horrifying screen shot if you want to watch the video which, I MUST WARN YOU ONE LAST TIME, YOU DO NOT WANT TO WATCH!!

I told you not to watch that.  I don’t know what you want me to do.  You were warned.  I think this guy does a better tutorial though.

Thanks, Buzzfeed.  Thanks a whole lot (scarcastic).

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