After your sex scandal begins with a fully tattooed lady who dresses up like a Nazi, it would seem like it would be hard to maintain that level of bluuuuuhhhh-gross-what-are-you-doing. But Jesse James really excels at keeping a steady and consistently creepy stream of information coming out.
This week, one of Jesse James’ other mistresses released a few of the emails he sent her. Here’s one:
January 9, 2007
Jesse – “In a meeting?”
Merilee – “No…I’m done.”
Jesse – “Need anything before I split?…..”
Merilee – “Some tums.”
Jesse – “I have some special fluid that you can drink and i t makes it all better….”
Good innuendo, Jesse James! You’re such a clever writer that I almost didn’t even realize you were making a c** drinking joke, which, by the way, is a really really good c** drinking joke! And you know who loves c** drinking jokes? Women with stomach aches who are requesting medication. You nailed it.
A Note From The Author: At one point during the writing of this post I had a typo and accidentally wrote “c** drking.” My computer then suggested that perhaps I meant “C** Dr. King.” I cracked up. My apologies to the King family and late reverend himself.
Thanks, Huffington Post.