We’re not professional boxers here at TheFABLife, but if we were, “Chris Brown with tortoise-shell sunglasses dangling off his cheeks” would be pretty high on our list of things we’d rather not see before pummeling another person’s face for sport. The Graffiti singer joined faithful flunky Bow Wow at the Berto-Quintana championship match in Florida this weekend, apparently oblivious to the potential offensiveness of his presence. We can almost hear him whining now, “what, shorty can have the #1 single in America and I can’t even see the fight without getting crap? It’s not fair! I’m doing what I have to do! Can’t I enjoy a guy beating the crap out of another guy in peace? At 20, I’m forced to be 35 or 40. I can handle it, just gotta climb back up the mountain.” The sad thing is, he really did tweet that last part about being a 40-year-old mountain climber. Tool.
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