I never realized how glad I am that Weird Al isn’t a drag queen until I watched this. This has all the terribleness of a parody video mixed in with all the anti-charm of a drag show seasoned with a hint of high-school-football-team-skit-non-charisma. The following is a drag queen reenactment of the Lady Gaga/Beyonce music video for “Telephone. “
I’m sure I would have a ton to write about here, but I actually did not watch that whole video. I couldn’t. It was the worst. Did you watch that whole thing? Oh, please don’t have done that. That was a way too long parody video of a video that was already way too long.