Here’s a fun thing that is actually happening in the world. The Pope is visiting Malta and a local mayor is now demanding that a huge phallic sculpture near the airport be taken down before the pontiff arrives.
You guys want to go on a terrible rapid fire joke spree? No. Nobody does. But that’s what we’re gonna do. Here are some terrible jokes about this that not even I think are funny.
1.) They’re actually just going to pour cold water on it until it shrinks so much nobody notices it.
2.) I think that’s a Hell’s Angels Smurf’s penis.
3.) That’s what a totum pole would look like if Native Americans just had sections of penises for their heads.
4.) I think that’s Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s penis.
5.) (A guy on a boat scoops chum into the water. He looks up and is startled by the statue.) “We’re gonna need a bigger prostitute.”
6.) I think that’s Avatar’s Penis.
Okay, that’s all I’ve got. You guys can play too in the comment section (please don’t).
Thanks, Huffington Post.
