According to InTouch Weekly, that sexy Unabomber fellow on the right is actually a philandering Charlie Sheen, fresh off another crazy sexfest. Sheen, photographed wearing the same outfit sans ‘stache, was bouncing from the apartment of Angelina Tracy, a lingerie model moonlighting as “a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the professional name of Nina.” The tab reports their relationship is more than business, too—Sheen has previously brought her flowers and gifts. So what do these sexcapades say about reports that he and wife Brooke Mueller (the one he allegedly pulled a knife on last year) are trying to rekindle their romance?
Considering they’ve been accused of enjoying numerous three-ways, it’s possible Sheen’s just keeping the seat warm for Brooke’s return (really, who knows what qualifies as infidelity with these people?). But such shenanigans do shed some light on Sheen’s alleged reticence to return to Two And A Half Men. If they’re not going to give him a massive pay increase to come back, he might as well enjoy the millions upon millions he has off the TV screen, where he can be as skeevy as he wants without fear of public reproach. Heck, he could even grow a real mustache if he wanted.
[Photo: Getty Images/InTouch Weekly]